Intelligent Life in Space?

Okay, so now it's time to reveal my true identity. You see, I'm not from this planet at all. Regretfully, I'm not even carbon-based. I just tapped into your internet to study you earthlings.

But don't worry. I've grown to actually like you. Especially your religion. I think I want to be a Christian. Can I be baptized? That's a real problem to me because the Bible only talks of humans being saved. Since I am not descended from Adam and Eve, do I even need to be baptized? No original sin, get it?

Wait a minute. News flash from Home. There's this silicon-based rock form that just appeared on our planet. Says he's the Messiah. Says WE'RE the chosen people now. Cool! My tendrils are twitching. Send an e-mail to the Pope.

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Picture is publicity still from "Stargate Atlantis".