Thursday, January 25, 2007

Intelligent Life in Space?

Okay, so now it's time to reveal my true identity. You see, I'm not from this planet at all. Regretfully, I'm not even carbon-based. I just tapped into your internet to study you earthlings.

But don't worry. I've grown to actually like you. Especially your religion. I think I want to be a Christian. Can I be baptized? That's a real problem to me because the Bible only talks of humans being saved. Since I am not descended from Adam and Eve, do I even need to be baptized? No original sin, get it?

Wait a minute. News flash from Home. There's this silicon-based rock form that just appeared on our planet. Says he's the Messiah. Says WE'RE the chosen people now. Cool! My tendrils are twitching. Send an e-mail to the Pope.
Picture is publicity still from "Stargate Atlantis".